I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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