with your own penis?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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