physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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