I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Barsexuality is the new black.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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