Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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