Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Drunk is not a location!
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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