just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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