UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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