you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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