so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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