It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
