He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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