i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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