Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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