found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Blow job season was short but glorious.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
