"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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