And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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