its not stalking. its research.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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