Can Purell be used as lube?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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