try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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