If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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