At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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