I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
