shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i barfeds in our rink
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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