end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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