yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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