I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You took a bar mat shot.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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