I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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