Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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