just tell him i said nine months
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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