drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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