winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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