"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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