Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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