Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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