Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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