is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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