Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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