isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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