I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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