with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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