Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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