Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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