Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Randomize
