I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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