Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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