i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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