oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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