Grow some girl-balls and come out already
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
