i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
