i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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